How To Die As Heavy As Mount Tai Chapter 56.1

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Chapter 56.1

The apocalypse’s heavenly master poorly versed in the world’s affairs (18.1)

Translated by: Niladri



On reaching the third floor, Qin Yi very naturally followed Lu Heng into his room. Seeing Lu Heng’s eyes sweeping over, he said in a positive tone, “We are legitimate husbands who has been certified by the Dao of Heaven.”


The corners of Ly Heng’s mouth were raised. “I just wanted to ask, haven’t we returned here to change our clothes, huh?”


Qin Yi looked down at his clothes, ragged and smeared with blood. He shrugged his shoulders. “All the clothes in your wardrobe are mine anyways.”


However, the successive high-intensity battles had exhausted Lu Heng and his companion. Once they entered the room, upon seeing the soft big bed, they took off their clothes lay down together in the soft big bed, and slept deeply for the whole day.


In his trance, Lu Heng had a dream, a very beautiful dream. In the familiar cold pool, the dreamer himself was intertwined with another man’s limbs, and the two couldn’t be differentiated. However, the cold pool water felt a little too warm, the feeling of touch from these limbs was too real, as if he was really being held in someone’s arms.


Lu Heng woke up.


He opened his eyes and found himself lying in the bathtub surrounded by warm water. Behind him was not a hard cold bathtub, but someone’s chest, and a pair of powerful arms held him tightly.


Lu Heng moved with some discomfort.


“Woke up?” Qin Yi’s voice came from behind.


“Why am I here?” Lu Heng asked.


“I think you’re as dirty as puff when he ran away for three days. You looked so pitiful, that I couldn’t help but wash you up. Come on, close your eyes.” Qin Yi reached out to grab a bottle of shampoo on a shelf beside him and formed bubbles on Lu Heng’s soft hair.


“Puff?” After closing his eyes, the touch became even more perceptible. Lu Heng felt the hand on his scalp was exerting just the right amount of strength. He was so comfortable that he almost wanted to sleep again.


“Well, it was a cat I raised when I was a child. It was very cute and furry, just like you.”


Lu Heng felt Qin Yi’s hand being retracted. After a moment, water started rushing down his scalp. Afraid that the water would flow into his eyes, Lu Heng tried to close his eyes tighter, even instinctively shrunk his neck.


Qin Yi chuckled softly: “You look more like it this way. It’s the same when Puff took a bath. He was terribly scared, but he used to obediently huddle into a ball and stayed still.”


A soft towel covered Lu Heng’s head.


Lu Heng frowned for a moment and said, “You like me because I am like your cat?”


“Pooh.” Qin Yi buried his face in Lu Heng’s neck and laughed, “I’m not a pervert.”


Lu Heng felt the other person’s shaking from his back and realized that what he had just said was indeed a bit mentally retarded. Seeing Qin Yi unable to stop laughing, he suddenly patted the surface of the water and splashed the water on the face of the person behind him.


“If it was because you’re like Puff, how could I want to do this to you?” Qin Yi’s right hand slowly sank into the water, and his left hand turned Lu Heng’s face with gentle force.


The room was filled with a scene of spring. [T/N: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]


The night sky was clear, and the cool night wind took away the heat in the house.


Lu Heng sat cross-legged on the bed, his face tinged with regret upon realizing that his morning exercise plan for the next day was disrupted.


Qin Yi gently pressed Lu Heng’s lower waist, and his palm slightly raised the temperature with fire abilities: “Is this too hot?”


“We wasted this opportunity by forgetting to use the dual cultivation method.” Lu Heng said.


Qin Yi was somewhat helpless: “Shixiong, this is not only for cultivation, but also for husband’s interest.”


However, Lu Heng did not take heed to his words, and put an end to the rising amorous feelings: “But now the effect of cultivation would be better than usual.”


After that, Lu Heng closed his eyes and began to cultivate.


What his chosen partner decided is what he would do. Qin Yi reached out and brushed the messy, curly hair of the man who had been totally immersed in his cultivation. He closed his eyes and crossed his legs and began to comprehend the instructions that Old Ancestral Master had poured into his mind.


When Lu Heng woke up from his cultivation state, the sky was bright. His side was empty. Lu Heng looked around and found a figure on the balcony. He pushed out the door, but unexpectedly coughed a few times by the incoming smoke.


Qin Yi turned around and saw Lu Heng. He quickly extinguished the cigarette in his hand.


“You smoke?”


“I used to smoke when I was ignorant, but after I joined the army, I found that smoking reduced my reaction ability, so I quit.” Qin Yi said.


“What’s bothering you?” Lu Heng asked.


“…” Qin Yi tossed the cigarette butt between his fingers into the trash can. “The time for sealing is approaching.”


“What?” Lu Heng knew it in his heart. It had also been mentioned in the sect records, and it was almost time for the death of the original world.


“According to Old Ancestral Master’s arrangements, there should be a massive formation to seal the demon plane. The time limit for sealing is coming.” Qin Yi said, “Originally, in his plan, before the sealing time had arrived, the earth vein of this plane would emit its own spiritual energy, so naturally there would have been no need to be afraid of the demonic energy coming from the demon plane.”


Now, with the seal being broken, it will be worse. The world had already begun to assimilate with the demon plane, and even produced low-level demons like the zombie king. Once the seal becomes useless, this plane is supposed to be merged with the demon plane.


“There is no solution. By laying nine phase formation in the earth veins, we can turn all the demonic qi in the world into spiritual qi. However, I can’t even touch the edge of the arranged formation 1. For the first time, I realize how incompetent I am.” Qin Yi grinned bitterly.


“There’s a way.” Lu Heng patted Qin Yi on the shoulder. Although Qin Yi had a great talent for comprehension, his time for cultivation has still been very short, and some things were not very clear.


Seeing Qin Yi’s eyes shining, Lu Heng continued, “Just use the already perfect formation in the mustard seed space.”


Qin Yi was somewhat puzzled: “That nine-phase formation is entrenched in an independent small world, and it is impossible to take out the whole array. Even if we take it apart in parts, we need to merge them into one. If we just join the pieces, it will not be able to recreate the formation.”


“I mean, merge the mustard seed space directly in the earth vein of this world.” Lu Heng said, “That way the formation will be directly integrated into the earth’s vein.”


“What else are we waiting for? Let’s hurry up and get rid of the biggest hidden danger so that we can celebrate a happy birthday.” Qin Yi said.


“Now we are not strong enough to do this, and the seal can still be maintained for a period of time, during which time we should step up our cultivation.” Lu Heng countered.


Without the evil lurking in the dark, Lu Heng had a quiet time during this period. Every day involved using crystal nucleus for cultivating or going out to cultivate and hunt. Occasionally, dual cultivation would be used to speed up the progress of cultivating, made their days filled with happiness.


{666 here, one day before Yunlan’s death}, the little assistant appeared, ruthlessly breaking the quiet and happy time.


{I see. }


At the time of this conversation, Lu Heng was practicing with his sword in the yard. Not far away, Mu Fei sat at the stone table, feeding Jiang Sile spoonfuls of food. Before he had even eaten a few mouthfuls, Jiang Sile suddenly smashed his rice bowl and jumped up and roared, “Who wants you to come and pretend! Shouldn’t you be together with that Pan Rongxi bitch? ”


Mu Fei’s face was covered with oil. He just wiped his face and said with a warm voice, “Little Le, don’t make trouble. Let’s have a good meal. Only when you eat can you be strong enough to beat monsters.”


“Beat monsters! Beat monsters! I really have abilities! I want to fight monsters!” Jiang Sile slowly squatted down and began to giggle.


Jiang Sile was crazy, and being forcefully unbound with the Jade Card, his soul was injured. When he woke up from the coma, it was like he lost his mind.


Everything about Jiang Sile was recorded in the shadow beads in the space. From the misuse of Cang Ming’s jade card to sneak into the battle formation of Heavenly Masters sect, followed by stealing the lingyuan. Later, after being completely demonized, handing over the crystal nucleus to Pan Rongxi, and at the key moment reversing the array in the nucleus, converting spiritual energy into demonic energy, and infecting Pan Rongxi. In addition, having Song Kunyu incite the three major powers to lead a large number of forces out of the base before the zombie siege, and forcing Qin Yi and Lu Heng to go out.


Although all the mistakes made by Jiang Sile were under the devil’s control, the appearance of the devil was due to his own extremely malicious intentions. Who was right and who was wrong? It was hard to distinguish between them. One could only sigh and foolishly keep pondering about it.


Jiang Sile’s rebirth had also been exposed. From his crazy words and scenes in the beads, Mu Fei pieced together this fact. Only in this way could he explain the cause of everything, the source of malice in Jiang Sile’s heart.


During this period, Mu Fei fell into frenzied self-accusation. He had abandoned Jiang Sile in his previous life, and later became together with Pan Rongxi, who killed Jiang Sile. This guilt almost overwhelmed Mu Fei. If Jiang Sile did not need his care, maybe he would not have the strength to live on.


Their entanglement had little to do with Lu Heng. Now, all he cared about was Qin Yi.


 NILADRI: Next part of this chapter also uploaded. Feel free to point out any mistakes in this part

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9 thoughts on “How To Die As Heavy As Mount Tai Chapter 56.1

  1. Really i felt mu fei is so hateful. ?
    I really wish to make him suffer more such a bastard.
    Jiang sile is so pitiful but i think its the best outcome already. ?

    Still so sad, i hope jiang sile could find a better man.

  2. Ah… really unfortunate. I guess JSL and MF will never be able to properly talk things out now.

    At least our favorite pair of husbands are happy together (for now)!

    Thanks for translating!

  3. I think “You smoke?” would be better than “Do you smoke?”.

    “You smoke?” conveys the surprise at seeing Qin Yi smoking, while “Do you smoke?” feels a bit awkward.

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